No Nonsense

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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heyatleastitsnotcancer

Hands malfunctioned and I dropped a glass which broke in the kitchen. Proceeded to get glass in my foot. Hoping I got it out but I have no clue since it still hurts. Damn crappy hands.

dagger-paws

I hate that so much. Just helplessly watching an object fly out of your grasp as your hands decide not to hold it anymore is the worst. Once I smashed a bottle of wine on the grocery store floor because my hand just didn’t feel like holding it anymore. I was so mortified. I hope your foot is ok :( do you have someone who can look for you to check it?

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nsfacademia: “ As promised, the symptom tracker printables! They come in fifteen symptom and seven symptom versions, and both come in all-on-one-page and large type across two pages versions. They are designed for letter size paper but can be printed...
nsfacademia

As promised, the symptom tracker printables!

They come in fifteen symptom and seven symptom versions, and both come in all-on-one-page and large type across two pages versions. They are designed for letter size paper but can be printed at other sizes as well, I use them as A5 for my bullet journal with no difficulty.

you can get them here and please share this post if you download.

I also have a meditation tracker on my shop blog free with newsletter signup

enjoy and let me know what you think! (￣▽￣)ノ

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Actual conversations I had today

  • Campus Parking Person: I need the temporary permit you were given with the carpool permit before I can refund you.
  • Me: I wasn't given one. I don't have a car.
  • Campus Parking Person: Oh. Ok hang on. *Looks stuff up*
  • Campus Parking person: Ok are you going to buy a new single permit to replace your dissolved carpool?
  • Me: ..... No. I don't have a car....
  • Ex Roommate: Here's the last of your things that "accidentally" got packed with mine.
  • Me: Ok thanks.
  • Ex Roommate: Do you know where XYZ got packed?
  • Me: Um. No. I didn't pack your stuff? Why would I know that?

To the therapist that ruined a friendship.

You will never see this. I know who you are and where your office is, but I can’t go to you and confront you or drop off a letter. Patient confidentiality laws mean you would be completely unable to respond while I ranted at you, and that is not what I would want. What I really wish is that we could have a conversation about what really happened, but that will be impossible. So instead I will write here, and deal with this on my own, and neither of us will ever get the full story.

I spent the last few months watching my roommate and friend get worse and worse. Anxiety to the point of extreme paranoia began to develop. She became afraid of everything, including me. I know she was under a lot of stress from the pressure she felt at work. She felt a lack of support and was afraid to do anything about it because she thought there would be repercussions. Her paranoia extended to the point of fearing that she would be blacklisted and never work in her field again if she merely dared ask for even the tiniest bit of help on anything. Nothing I could say would reassure her, and she didn’t believe me when I told her that the campus mediation services could help and protect her in situations like this. She claimed she was working on this with you, but nothing ever came of it. No ideas for how to proceed, no changes in her outlook. What were you doing, exactly? How were you helping? Or was she just not even telling you about this at all?

Nevertheless, as the stress from this situation got worse, so did everything else. She eventually began accusing me of treating her badly, being generally angry and mean toward her all the time and targeting her specifically in ways that I was not doing to other people. Obviously I was baffled and saddened by this since I was doing no such thing. She claimed she was working on this with you as well but there was no improvement. In fact, she got worse, and began to demand that I modify my behavior because I was triggering her. She ultimately claimed that you had said this was a reasonable demand. I’m not sure what she told you to make this seem reasonable, or if perhaps you actually believed that I was genuinely treating her badly. Forcing me to change who I am, and use extra energy that I don’t have modifying my behavior for something I am not even doing, is absolutely not reasonable, and I can’t believe a trained therapist would even suggest it. When I refused, she immediately made it clear that the friendship was over and she was moving out.

I don’t know what she really told you, or how much of it you genuinely believed, and I never will. But by encouraging her behavior and viewpoint, you destroyed a friendship. When I suggested that her mental problems might have something to do with the way she was perceiving me, she became very upset, but perhaps if the idea had come from you she would have been willing to hear it. But instead you encouraged her to do things her way, which involved demanding that I change rather than treating her own problems, and pathological lying “to protect herself”. I’m not sure how I’m supposed to know how she feels or what is going on or how I’m supposed to respond to it if she is lying about everything constantly, so when she then got more upset with me for being frustrated and confused by this strategy, it was extremely unfair. I can’t read minds! If she lies and tells me things are fine, I am going to believe they are fine and not change, and get upset when she is then mad about something that was not actually fine.

I’m not going to lie. I do blame you for a lot. I can’t blame you for everything because I know she probably wasn’t completely honest with you and that probably affected your viewpoint and treatment of the situation. But some of the choices that you made (assuming that any of it was ever you, and she wasn’t lying about that too) were completely unprofessional for a trained therapist, and I do wish there was a way for me to communicate that to you.

Sincerely,

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james-winston

The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhino. Titanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro

I’m so glad they aren’t around

cosmicallycosmopolitan

omg me too. I’m scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. I’m so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, aren’t alive either

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro

Praise natural selection

poppypicklesticks

I remember watching Walking with Beasts or something similar, or some British tv show about evolution

The subject was something like a 12 foot long water scorpion

I was so startled by its sudden appearance and narration that I yelped: “12 fucking feet?!?!  I’m fucking glad it’s extinct!” 

silvermoon424

Dude, prehistory was home to some fucking TERRIFYING creatures. For some reason, everything back then was enormous and scary. Extinction doesn’t always have to be a bad thing!

And Poppy, what you saw was an arthropod known as Pterygotus (it was actually featured in Walking With Monsters). Not only was it as big (or maybe even bigger) than your average human, it had a stinger the size of a lightbulb. REALLY glad that bugger isn’t around anymore.

Also, Megalodon deserves to be mention again, because just hearing its name makes me want to never be submerged in water ever again.

sashayed

GOD, I HATE THIS POST. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT ISN’T STILL AROUND? LURKING? EVOLVING? WE DON’T. WE DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT DOWN THERE. THE OCEAN IS A PRIMEVAL HELLSCAPE NIGHTMARE AND WE ALL JUST DIP OUR STUPID FRAGILE UNPROTECTED FETUS BODIES AROUND THE EDGES OF IT LIKE THAT’S NORMAL. FUCK THE OCEAN.

honey-andrevolution

this is so relevant to my interests 

siphersaysstuff

It wasn’t just the predators. North Carolina was once home to giant ground sloths…

THAT IS A GODDAMNED LEAF-EATING SLOTH.

We’ve got a skeleton of one of these fuckers at the museum downtown, and man, just being NEAR it is unsettling.

anneriawings

DON’T FORGET PREHISTORIC WHALES, SOME OF THOSE FUCKERS WERE TERRIFYING

AMBULOCETUS WAS AMPHIBIOUS AND PRETTY BADASS

BASILOSAURUS WAS THIS GIANT REPTILIAN CETACEAN THAT PROBABLY SWAM LIKE A DUMB EEL BECAUSE OF ITS TINY FLUKES BUT THIS FUCKER WAS 60 FEET LONG AND AT THE TOP OF THE MARINE FOOD CHAIN

AND THEN THERE’S MY FAVORITE, ZYGOPHYSETER, WHICH WAS THIS HUGE EARLY SPERM WHALE THAT ATE SHARKS AND OTHER WHALES

IT WAS NOTHING BUT TEETH

gallizfrey

The reason why the animals in the prehistoric times were so big was because there was much more oxygen in the atmosphere if I recall correctly. Because there was so much oxygen and so few carbon gasses, life on earth was able to grow to terrifying lengths and heights, don’t forget how giant the bugs were.

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lokiwtf

I have never seen so much prime nope in a single post

floralprintpussy

Also important to note that megalodon is theorized to still be alive,possibly living in the darkest depths of the ocean. They haven’t found signs of its extinction

seananmcguire

I want all the babies.

dagger-paws

Ugh no megalodon is extinct. Animal planet made that up for ratings.

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